And so it's the Green Party's turn to entertain us with their manifesto. Plans include the introduction of a 'living wage' of around £37 an hour, a free post office on every street corner, free healthcare for the whole of Europe [no change there, then - Ed], the creation of a million jobs, free social care for everybody and on and on, fantasy after fantasy, joke after joke; it's a laugh a minute. It's all here, in a BBC nutshell, the quicker you read it the better for it matters not. I thank you.
Even the vegetables are laughing
