Wednesday 28 April 2010

Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality

This lot are standing in four constituencies - Hitchin & Harpenden, Twickenham, Doncaster Central and Brighton Pavilion (obviously). One of their manifesto pledges is to permit the marriage of the living and the undead. Still, if they nick some votes off the Greens, they're OK by me.


The CURE's manifesto pledges:
* To give the undead equal rights to the living
* To make cemeteries more comfortable for its inhabitants
* To implement a robust social integreation programme for the undead, curing society of its prejudices
* To increase the minimum statutory retirement age to beyond death
* To permit the marriage of living and the undead

CURE website