Wednesday 1 September 2010

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tony Blah goes fucking ape

"Bring me that Scottish bastard's head" he yelled and not of Gordon Jackson. "Diana was a fucking whore" he shrieked as the executors of Ms Dors's estate prepared the writ. "George Bush is a cunt" said everyone around him when he took us into war. Rant after rant after fucking rant from the bloke who married Tony Booth's daughter for Christ's sake. Just look at those eyes!

It weren't me, guv, honest.

Tony Blair: I knew Gordon Brown would be a disaster - so why didn't you stop him becoming PM?

It's all in the Guardian, dontcha know. The Lib Dem paper. Jesus, does anyone else want to stitch us up this year?