It would seem the leadership candidate has enchanted at least one old hack. "My dears, the right hand was on the right hip and he was smiling like Julia Roberts, groin thrust forward, flashing those Grand National ivories, throwing back his head of beetle-black hair. Pure shampoo advert," says Quentin Letts in today's Daily Mail. Steady on, old chap - hot flushes could be dangerous at your age.
And while we're on the subject, a Pink News article from March 2007 decided Mr Miliband was a gay icon. However, that's nothing compared to "David Miliband is my political porn star" in the, wait for it, Jewish Chronicle! Not to mention Hillary's crush on the poor lad.
Yes, he could be quite a persuasive leader. If he sticks his banana in all the right places.
