What the fuck's he doing? Who let him out? Who told him we want Turkey in the EU? What the fuck's he on? Where's this in the manifesto? Jesus Christ, dissing Israel? What the holy fuck?! And now he's off to India. Is he re-building the fucking empire? Does Her Majesty know about this? Will he wear a sari? Please at least get him on an elephant and smack the fucking thing so it hurtles off into the sunset.
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN!
