Once again, in the name of entertainment, we were subjected to the usual collection of freaks that wouldn't look out of place in a circus and yes, the United Kingdom came last. This can be of no surprise to anyone with two ears, however, the song having been "composed" by Pete Waterman and sung by a cardboard cut-out of a young Conservative. While Greece Opa'd and Azerbaijan Drip-Dropped, Josh Dubovie's singing sounded good to him and him only.
Meanwhile, Germany romped home with some silly little bitch singing in a mockney accent (must be all the rage in Germany). She did provide the highlight of the evening, however, with the look she threw at last year's winner when he refused to kiss her at the end. If ever a look said "Kiss me now, you bastard, or I swear your mother will be dead by the end of the night, so help me God!", this was it.
Belarusian butterflies - PMSL
Meanwhile, Germany romped home with some silly little bitch singing in a mockney accent (must be all the rage in Germany). She did provide the highlight of the evening, however, with the look she threw at last year's winner when he refused to kiss her at the end. If ever a look said "Kiss me now, you bastard, or I swear your mother will be dead by the end of the night, so help me God!", this was it.
Enough already. Get the fuck out of Eurovision and spend the money instead on an adaptation of a different Daphne du Maurier novel each year. Or an 'How to read the autocue' course for Julia Somerville. I'd share that moment with anybody.
