And you had the nerve to congratulate each other at the end of the game?! For what exactly? Steak'n'kidney Lampard missing a penalty? The two Japanese own goals that gave you a win? Get to South Africa and win the World Cup. Or don't come back.
Congratulations to Millwall, on the other hand, for making it into the Championship and Dagenham & Redbridge who go up to League One for the first time. At least some of you know you're in this for our entertainment.