Monday 6 April 2009

EARTHQUAKE ITALIA

". . . building after building has been left destroyed or half standing with cracks and holes. . ."
how can they tell?

abc: is that a crap interpreter or is berlusconi really that stupid?
pmc: well, given that they're both italian anyway . . .

there's a helicopter hovering over brighton. the authorities must have mistaken it for an italian disaster zone.

an italian walks into a library wondering what book to ask for.
then it hits him.