Coalition Crescent

The first in a new series recalling the daily comings and goings of the nation's favourite household.

So Cameron goes to Birmingham and comes out with a whole pile of shit that slowly makes its way back to London. First off we discover that he thinks council houses should be allocated on fixed-term deals rather than being granted automatically "for life", claiming that this would allow people to move on if their circumstances changed.
BBC News 

Getting a bit hot under the collar - that happens when you lie, apparently

Then Cameron dashes any hopes we may have had of public sector funding levels being restored once the budget deficit has been addressed by saying he expects staff to find new ways of working to deliver services on less money.
the Guardian

Then, as part of his 'PM Direct' question and answer sessions (don't forget the guy's a former PR merchant, he can lie anywhere), Cameron promises that there will be ‘light at the end of the tunnel’ following the immediate spending cuts which are needed to tackle the record deficit. The only trouble is it's covered in shit.
the Telegraph

Where does this guy get off? Not until the train's safely back in London, as it happens.