Wednesday, 10 February 2010

The Witless Tory Bitches of Westminster North

The astonishing saga, in which Tory Central Office lost control of a vital association for 24 hours, has raised worrying questions over Mr Cameron's modernisation drive - and triggered civil war in one of the party's most sought-after seats.  It was on Monday night that Miss Cash quit at a chaotic and packed meeting of her association after a feud with Amanda Sayers, the formidable chairman of the constituency party. Some activists, it seems, were furious when she announced she was expecting a desperately wanted first child in August.  But at the heart of this row is the equally glamorous but redoubtable Mrs Sayers, who is also a barrister. Married to a millionaire banker, she has worked tirelessly for the party for years.

I could go on ...

















Tempers, Twitters and civil war over the Cameron Cutie Joanne Cash -  Mail Online

Iran's weapon of mass destruction


Peter Brookes, the Times

Tuesday, 9 February 2010

BBC reveals total pay given to radio and TV stars

"Artists, presenters, musicians and other contributors are central to the BBC's ability to deliver high quality and distinctive programming and we know that audiences expect to see and hear them on BBC programmes," said Caroline Thomson, the BBC's chief operating officer.  "The BBC engages some of the greatest performers in the world across television and radio, and also nurtures and develops people that will be at the heart of our programmes in the future. They add to the credibility, expertise and creativity of the BBC."















BBC News - BBC reveals total pay given to radio and TV stars

Monday, 8 February 2010

Speaker John Bercow warns MPs over comments on expenses cases now charges have been brought

"Speaker John Bercow has warned MPs not to risk "the fairness of a criminal trial or prevent such a trial taking place" for the three expenses case MPs.  In a brief statement Mr Bercow did not refer to the question of whether the MPs could claim that parliamentary privilege covered their expenses.  Instead he reminded MPs that sub-judice rules meant MPs could not raise the subject on the floor of the House."

I thought parliamentary privilege allowed MPs to discuss sub-judice cases!















BBC News - Speaker warns MPs over comments on expenses cases

Tories tell Labour town halls they will not be able to block new schools

“Labour town halls may not like this proposal but if local authorities are confident their schools are good then they should not fear this because there will be no demand for new ones locally.  Just like the council house sell-offs of the 1980s local authorities said there would not be the demand, but now no one would go back. This is actually localism in action.”















Hmmm ... and this week's catchphrase is  ... errrm ... LOCALISM yay!

Tories tell Labour town halls they will not be able to block new schools - Telegraph

Graham Davies, Tory PR guru, held over 'sex attack' on a cleaner

Mr Davies is accused of 'sexual assault touching', which means he allegedly touched the woman in a sexual way without her consent, and possession of cocaine.  A substance was taken away from his property for examination and the Crown Prosecution Service is deciding whether he should face criminal charges. Yesterday, after making contact by email with the Daily Mail, Mr Davies elected not to provide a statement on his arrest. 























Graham Davies, whose website is 'down for maintenance'.

Graham Davies, Tory PR guru, held over 'sex attack' on a cleaner Mail Online



































Gerald Scarfe cartoon: 7 Febuary 2010

Saturday, 6 February 2010

Lord Browne: I'm much happier now than I’ve ever been

Lord Browne is in love and talks to Ginny Dougary about BP, Battersea Park and dogging jogging.























Gawd bless 'er.

Lord Browne: 'I'm much happier now than I’ve ever been' - Times Online

Mad Nad pays £35,000 in expenses to friend's PR company

Between September 2008 and June 2009, Mrs Dorries claimed £34,059.75 for the services of the company Marketing Management (Midlands) Ltd.  Miss Dorries claimed under her office allowance, her staffing expenditure and her communications allowance to pay the public relations company.




































From top to bottom:  Nadine Dorries, the old goat.

MPs’ expenses: Nadine Dorries paid £35,000 to close friend in PR - Telegraph

Tory party treasurer rakes in £15m before warning shareholders of plunging profits

Michael Spencer, who is a close friend of David Cameron, is likely to face questions from the City watchdog over the timing of the sale which gained him at least an extra £15million.  One financial analyst described the deal as incredibly well-timed but lacking in credibility.


















Gawd, imagine that on top of you.

Tory chief in hot water over shares sell-off as £45m deal angers investors Mail Online

Let all the captains depart - football teams do not need them


said the lesbian.

Unthinkable? Football without captains - The Guardian

Friday, 5 February 2010

Gordon Brown: Sarah's my hero... she tackles every challenge with dignity

“I think we do quite well together. She changed my life. And I now have two wonderful boys who have been through a lot together. If you do things together you can do things well. We are a very, very happy family and in this job it is very important.”























shock and aaawww

Gordon Brown: Sarah's my hero... she tackles every challenge with dignity - Evening Standard

Knicker-stealing Lancashire ex-mayor jailed

The ex-mayor of a Lancashire village who got "sexual kicks" from breaking into women's homes to steal underwear has been jailed for two years.  Ian Stafford, 59, who admitted three counts of burglary, resigned his post in Preesall after his arrest last year.  Preston Crown Court heard how he would creep into their bedrooms and search drawers for the underwear, before carrying out a sex act.


Handsome chap.

BBC News - Knicker-stealing Lancashire ex-mayor jailed

Three MPs and one peer to be charged over expenses

Three Labour MPs and one Tory peer will face criminal charges over their expenses, Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer has said. MPs Elliot Morley, Jim Devine, David Chaytor and Lord Hanningfield will be charged under the Theft Act. In a joint statement the MPs said they denied any charges and would "defend our position robustly".

BBC News - Three MPs and one peer to be charged over expenses

The demolition of Brighton Pier

Mary Mears, Conservative council leader at Brighton and Hove City Council, said that the work was part of a new beginning for the city.  “For many, the removal of part of the West Pier will be a sad moment,” she said. “It’s part of our history and we’ve lived with it for a long time. However, time moves on and we welcome the start of work to remove the remains of the old structure. The council supports the project and we’re pleased that historic parts will be saved.”












:'-(

Demolition men move in on Brighton's historic seaside pier - Times Online

My own private Eidur hoe

"Eidur became a regular visitor. They always disappeared to her bedroom together. It was my grown-up son's old bedroom - and he's a huge Chelsea fan. It was clear what they got up to, you could hear them - he appeared quite energetic. On three or four occasions Eidur actually stayed the night, but always left in the early hours around 5am."























Eidur Gudjohnsen with horn

Landlady reveals how Eidur Gudjohnsen romped with Vanessa Perroncel - The Sun

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Brighton festival of street furniture


Iris Robinson claimed £1,600 for bed on expenses

Disgraced politician Iris Robinson faced yet more embarrassment today with the revelation that she claimed for a £1,644 luxury bed on her MP expenses. The wife of Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) leader Peter Robinson, who stood down after revelations of her affair with a teenager emerged, spent £544.90 more than was allowed on the item, it was ruled this morning.














I'm not saying a word.

Legg probe: love cheat Iris Robinson claimed £1,600 for bed on expenses - Independent

ARCHIVEpmc - Peter Robinson returns as First Minster
ARCHIVEpmc - Peter and Iris Robinson face questions

David Cameron's Yellow Brick Road to Damascus

"I know there are gay people who have conservative values – like wanting us to be supportive of business and enterprise, wanting to have strong defence, believing in the strong defence of liberty and these kind of things – but in the past have felt held back because the Conservative Party was sending them a signal that we didn't support them or their lifestyle," he says in one long gulp of prose. "That has changed. I think we can look gay people in the eye and say, 'You can now back us... because we now support gay equality'."






















Discimination law change is dropped after Pope's opposition

The Government will not push through proposals that churches argue would restrict their ability to deny jobs to gay people and transsexuals, Equality Minister Harriet Harman confirmed today. Her remarks came days after Pope Benedict XVI warned that the Equality Bill ran contrary to "natural law" and restricted the freedom of religious communities.
















Steve Bell, The Guardian

Discimination law change is dropped after Pope's opposition - Independent

MPs MacKay and Kirkbride told to repay £60k expenses

Husband and wife MPs Andrew MacKay and Julie Kirkbride have been told to repay more than £60,000 of expenses claimed for second homes.  Mr MacKay, the Conservative MP for Bracknell, has been asked to repay £31,193. His wife, the Tory MP for Bromsgrove, was asked to pay £29,243.  Ms Kirkbride claimed thousands of pounds in expenses for their family home in her constituency.  Mr MacKay claimed on the property they shared in London.   An appeal by the pair was thrown out during Sir Thomas Legg's review of MPs' expenses.

















Oh, happy day!

BBC News - MPs MacKay and Kirkbride told to repay £60k expenses

ARCHIVEpmc - The embezzlement of public funds 14th May 2009.

Key points: Legg report into MPs expenses claims

MPs should repay £1.12m of their second home expenses, an audit of their claims dating back to 2004 has said. Sir Thomas Legg recommended that 390 MPs, more than half the current and past MPs reviewed, should repay £1.3m.


MPs told to repay £1.1m expenses

That should just about cover the cost of the inquiry.
BBC News - MPs told to repay £1.1m expenses

Nick Clegg [Lib Dem leader] pledges more police on beat

Yeah, ok Nick.














Nick it's all in the hand movement Clegg

BBC News - Lib Dem's Nick Clegg pledges more police on beat

Judge Cherie Booth spares man from prison because of his religious beliefs

Shamso Miah, 25, of Redbridge, east London, broke a man's jaw following a row in a bank queue. Sitting as a judge, Ms Booth - wife of former Prime Minister Tony Blair - said she would suspend his sentence on the basis of his religious belief. 



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Cherie 'Mad Bitch' Booth whose husband Tony Blair converted to Catholicism soon after leaving office, presumably on the premise that he too would be deemed innocent of any wrongdoing.
 
Cherie Booth faces secular complaint - BBC News

MPs ordered to pay back more than £1m

The former civil servant charged with probing MPs' expenses claims will deliver his final, damning verdict on their conduct when he reveals that he has ordered 350 of them to pay back a total of more than £1m. In a report said to be "devastating" for the reputation of parliament, Sir Thomas Legg will criticise the "culture of deference" MPs created in which they expected Commons officials to unquestioningly pay out for their claims. Using blunt language, he will accuse MPs of a collapse in their ethics regarding the expenses system. "The whole system lost sight of the Nolan principles," the report, to be published , will say.














MPs ordered to pay back more than £1m - The Guardian

Manchester United's bond scheme sends investors into red

Manchester United's much-hyped bond issue, which sparked a furious response from the club's supporters, has already run into trouble. Launched little more than two weeks ago, investors in the £500m scheme have lost money on the deal after weaker markets and a perception that the club is a poor creditor led to a drop in its value this week.
















Macheda sits it out.

United's bond scheme sends investors into red - The Independent

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Boris Johnson to cut London's police force

Boris Johnson's Conservative administration in London is to cut the number of police officers in the capital, despite him campaigning for election on making crime-fighting his top priority. Plans in the mayor's budget reveal a cut of 455 officers by the time London hosts the Olympics in 2012. Critics say it is the first substantial cut in police numbers in the capital since power over policing was devolved in 2000.























Arsehole

Boris Johnson to cut London's police force - guardian.co.uk

Peter Robinson returns as first minister

Mr Robinson announced last month that he was to step down temporarily to clear his name over the financial scandal surrounding his wife Iris. Mr Robinson had designated Enterprise Minister Arlene Foster to take charge with immediate effect. The first minister stepped down from his position on 11 January.

















"Ha ha ha", they laughed.

BBC News - Robinson back as first minister

Cadbury top bosses to step down

The three men at the top of Cadbury have all announced their resignations following Kraft Foods' takeover of the chocolate maker. Chairman Roger Carr, chief executive Todd Stitzer and chief financial officer Andrew Bonfield are all to step down, Cadbury said. US firm Kraft sealed its takeover on Tuesday after Cadbury shareholders voted in favour of the deal.














BBC News - Cadbury top bosses to step down

Michael Dawson to captain Tottenham in FA Cup against Leeds

Well, let's hope he can keep his cock in his pants this time.




















Michael Dawson to captain Tottenham in FA Cup against Leeds - Telegraph

128 MPs to stand down at next election

Updated to include Sion Simon.
The list comprises 83 Labour MPs, Conservatives 36, Lib Dems 7 and Other (which rather unkindly includes Alex Salmond) 2. This means out of Labour and Conservative, Labour has the greater fight on its hand and surely reduces the swing required by the Conservatives for an overall majority.

The 1979 Conservative election victory was the result of a 5.3% point Lab-Con swing; in 1997, there was a Con-Lab swing of 10.2% points. With these two exceptions, swing between the two main parties at General Elections has not exceeded 5% points since 1950. For the Conservatives to win an overall majority requires a uniform national swing of 6.9%. This would be higher than any election since 1950, except 1997.

NOTE: The swing from Party A to Party B is the average of the percentage point fall in Party A’s share of the vote and the percentage point rise in Party B’s. A 1% swing from one party to another involves adding 1% point of votes to one party and subtracting 1% point of votes from the other.

Labour MP Sion Simon to quit in bid to become Birmingham mayor

Mayor?!  But he's just had to pay back approximately £21,000 in expenses that he had claimed to pay rent on a flat owned by his sister.  Mayor?!  Going to see if the perks are better there, are we?

In 2007 Simon made a "tasteless" video spoof of David Cameron on Youtube, much to the disgust of both Labour and the Conservatives.  It was later removed having sensationally backfired.

Mind you, he comes with a track record of leadership having been elected head of the college Junior Common Room in his second year at Magdalen College, Oxford.

Mayor?  My arse!













The handsome Sion Simon

Vanessa Perroncel - the Chelsea Bike and then some

Is she trying to get through the whole team?  Joe Cole must be quaking in his Nike boots.  Then there was Lee from Steps.  Apparently she was "up for anything".  I'm sure.



































And now that the Sun and Mirror have had their fun, they bay for Terry's resignation.  Sanctimonious twats.

Vanessa Perroncel scored with five Chelsea stars - the Sun
and then there was Lee from Steps - the Mirror

Electoral reform: Two cheers for democracy - the Guardian Editorial

In a legal and constitutional sense, parliament represents us all. Yet it is a shocking fact that not a single one of the 646 members of the current House of Commons was elected by the majority of their constituents. In 2005, indeed, only one MP in three even won a majority of those who actually turned out to vote. Half a century ago, in the era of high turnouts, such things were almost unheard of. In 1955, when only the two main parties contested most parliamentary seats, only 37 MPs were not elected by a majority of those voting. In the current parliament, however, the number with minority mandates has surged to 426. With the continuing rise of multi-party politics, there are few signs that this will change in 2010 or probably at any general election soon.

Figures like these are not the sole explanation of the woeful current gulf between citizens and their MPs, of course. But this growing defect of the first-past-the-post system undoubtedly contributes to the malaise. What is more, there is a practical remedy for this disconnect that could, and should, be applied to help draw constituents and their MPs back more closely together. That change is to require that no MP is elected without the support of a majority of those voting in their constituency. Such a change would not mend our politics on its own. But if we seriously want to move from the discredited old forms of politics that have shamed the current parliament to build the new politics of which the prime minister spoke yesterday, echoing the Guardian's own campaigns last year, this must be seen as an important step on the road.

To ensure that all MPs have majority mandates requires the introduction of the alternative vote system, in which voters rank the candidates in order of preference, with second preferences transferred until one candidate has more than 50% of the total vote. The AV system preserves the principle of single-member constituencies – which in spite of the expenses scandal remains a powerful and worthwhile link – while providing MPs with a richer mandate. It was for that reason that the Labour party got AV through the Commons as long ago as 1931, only to see the measure defeated by the Tories in the Lords. Not everything changes.

Gordon Brown re-embraced both AV and a referendum on the issue at the Labour conference last year. Yesterday he went a little further, putting the pledge to hold an early post-election referendum into the constitutional reform bill, to be voted on next week. This is not just an important democratic reform. It is also a reform that is deep in the DNA of British progressive politics. The renewed sense of urgency is welcome too. It is, of course, deeply frustrating that Mr Brown's conversion has come so late in the government's lifetime. Labour was, after all, committed to a referendum on a far stronger proportional alternative when it came into office in 1997. It could have done so much more to enable the construction of a fairer electoral system for the Commons when its command of the political agenda was stronger. The delay between Mr Brown's conference speech and yesterday's announcement was yet another missed opportunity.

Mr Brown has opposed electoral reform in the past. Many of his allies sit for Neanderthal Central. He routinely talks a bigger game than he plays. His embrace of AV stops well short of the fair electoral system that many prefer. There is a risk that the bill, with its new clause, may fall when the election is called, and a concern that the AV move is more an attempt to expose the Conservatives (rightly) as enemies of reform than a serious act of constitutional rebuilding. But the plain fact is that British political life would be better off with this new voting system than without it. It deserves to succeed. Two cheers for Mr Brown. As Tennyson's Ulysses puts it, something ere the end, some work of noble note, may yet be done.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Motherhood and apple pie politics

“The Liberal Democrats want to split up the banks so that taxpayers no longer have to underwrite reckless risk taking," said the Liberal Democrat Shadow Chancellor.





As one Tory economic policy lies in tatters, George Osborne stumbles on to the next.

Osborne’s benchmarks are motherhood and apple pie politics says Cable - Press Releases Detail

Removal of Brighton's West Pier gets underway

A clean-up operation has started on Brighton's West Pier after it was severely damaged by storms and a fire. The pier opened in 1866 as a popular holiday attraction, but it partially collapsed in a storm in 2002 and was further damaged in a fire in 2003. The remains of the Concert Hall will be cleared by specialist demolition and salvage contractors. The site will be cleared during low tides before the start of warmer weather and the holiday season.

Gordon Brown outlines plans to reform UK voting system

Britain's "first past the post" voting system could be scrapped if Labour wins the general election, under plans which have been outlined by Gordon Brown. The prime minister wants a referendum on changing to an "alternative vote" system, where candidates are ranked in order of voters' preference. MPs will vote next week on holding a referendum after the general election.

BBC News - Gordon Brown outlines plans to reform UK voting system

Is Vanessa Perroncel the "next accommodating slapper"?

"The French lingerie model – interpret that how you will – and former girlfriend of Wayne Bridge, lives close to Terry Towers and was snapped at the weekend with a phone clamped to her ear, wearing killer heels and a gold chest medal, as you do of a Saturday afternoon."  haha!
















Enter Max Clifford.
Vanessa Perroncel is a she-devil in John Terry's dirty game - the Mirror

£15m golden hello for new M&S boss


That's a lot of pants!

Exclusive: Vote of no confidence in Tory economic policies - The Independent

The ComRes survey found that 82 per cent of people want Mr Cameron to be clearer about what he would do on the economy – including 82 per cent of Tory supporters. Only 24 per cent believe the recession would have ended sooner if the Tories had been in power, while 69 per cent do not.












David Cameron and his little prick

Exclusive: Vote of no confidence in Tory economic policies - UK Politics, UK - The Independent

Osborne dreams of 'pieces of eight'

Shadow chancellor George Osborne will set out eight benchmarks against which success of a Conservative government's economic plans would be judged.













Osborne first dreamt up his 'pieces of eight' concept after counting the number of lesbians with cameras at the tory party conference.

BBC News - George Osborne sets out Tory 'benchmarks' on economy

Conservatives axe £50bn loan support plan

















David Cameron has dropped a proposal for a £50bn loan guarantee scheme as he reshapes the Conservative party's manifesto to reflect the end of the recession.  The Tory leader's decision to axe the plan, which he first suggested at the height of the credit crunch in November 2008, is an implicit admission that the economy is recovering.

FT.com / UK - Conservatives axe £50bn loan support plan

Monday, 1 February 2010

Pope condemns gay equality laws ahead of September's visit to UK

The German fraudster, who wears a frock and answers to the name Marlene, made the comments after hearing representations from English and Welsh bishops on their concerns about the place of religion in an increasingly secular society. They told him sexual orientation legislation that came into effect on 1 January 2009 had forced the closure of half of the Roman Catholic agencies because the law making it illegal to discriminate against gay applicants went against their beliefs.














May he rest in peace ... soon.

Pope condemns gay equality laws ahead of first UK visit World news - the Guardian

Princess Diana 'regretted marrying into German family'
















I bet she did.

Princess Diana 'regretted marrying into German family' - Telegraph

Sex scandal MP Nigel Griffiths to stand down












Nigel Griffiths, a former minister and close ally of Gordon Brown, announced in a letter to party activists that he is to become director of an international educational institute.  He was facing defeat in his Edinburgh South seat, which is a three-way marginal that he held in the 2005 election with a majority of only 400.  Mr Griffiths, 54, was subject of a tabloid sting in 2008 [a News of the World exclusive!] in which he was photographed with a woman on a sofa in his parliamentary office [what must those sofas be like?!].
Sex scandal MP Nigel Griffiths to stand down - Telegraph

University budgets to be cut by £449m

Teaching budgets are being reduced by £215m, a real terms cut of 1.6% on 2009-10, says the Higher Education Funding Council for England. Research funding is being frozen, while the buildings budget is cut by 15%.














BBC News - University budget cuts revealed

Conservatives in chaos

Dave's spending plans were in disarray last night after he realised he doesn't have a fucking clue about the economy.














Lord Mandelson ridicules Tory shift on spending plans - Times Online

Vince Cable: Budget cuts now will kill us














Sir Terry Pratchett calls for assisted death to be legalised





















I'll help him.
Sir Terry Pratchett calls for assisted death to be legalised - Times Online

Nick Clegg














hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
that is all.

Smokers to face doorway ban in new public health policy

Smokers could be forced to light up away from the entrances to public buildings under government moves aimed at ensuring that no more than one in 10 Britons smoke cigarettes.













Gordon Brown to put co-op ideal at heart of Labour manifesto


Gordon Brown will tomorrow promise to put mutualism and co-operatives, such as the John Lewis Partnership, at the heart of Labour's election manifesto. A Downing Street source said he wanted to draw heavily on the manifesto of the Co-operative party, an affiliate constituent of Labour, in preparing his own programme.












Gordon Brown to put co-op ideal at heart of Labour manifesto | The Guardian

William Hague's Cuba trip raises new questions on Lord Ashcroft's Tory role


"Every time he is asked, Hague is remarkably vague about Lord Ashcroft's tax status. Yet he seems to have not just used his plane, but travelled with him on countless occasions and stayed on his luxury yacht. What on earth is Ashcroft doing attending Hague's overseas meetings with foreign leaders?"












sweating, much?!

William Hague's Cuba trip raises new questions on Lord Ashcroft's Tory role  | The Observer

Tories evasive over Lord Ashcroft tax status


The Conservative leadership is today accused of being "evasive and obfuscatory" over the tax status of Lord Ashcroft, the party's deputy chairman and biggest donor, in a ruling by the information commissioner that sharply criticises the secrecy over where he is resident for tax purposes.

Tories evasive over Lord Ashcroft tax status | The Guardian